My girlfriend developed interesting phobia. It is sort of “get as much tan as you can” phobia. Even though she knew what Balearic sun is like, and what the results may be, she thought she was not tanned enough all the time. I tried to tell her.... but..

Two days on the beach with medium filter was not enough, so on day three - early morning, (around 10-11 o'clock) she announced, she was going to the beach. and I could do whatever I like. I was still exhausted after two nights out and long wild sex we had two hours before, so went to sleep. Not for long though, because around 12:30 a phone rang – she was thirsty. When I eventually went down to the beach with 2 liters of chilled still, I noticed, she was tanning using filter no 3 !!!.... and that was nothing. Convinced sun is not going to hurt her, next day, she hardly used any lotion !!! Some baby oil or something...

Because I do not use sunbeds much, and always get burnt by the sun, did not use anything below filter 7-8... i ended up with nice brown tan... and her skin started peeling the day we got off the plane. Ad I mean it.. peeeeeling. Like a snake.... Don;t tell me I did not warn you. - and she simply said – because last year it was not soo hot.. ? Yeah, but it was not June !!! ...

One think though folks. After enormous amounts of alcohol, energy drinks, few pills and hours in the sun, especially drinking beer – you do not realise how dehydrated you get. You do not feel thirsty. It's just you cannot open your eyes in the sun, they get dry, you can hardly blink. When your eyes start stinging, drink as much water as possible. Do not forget to bring water when on the beach. Believe me – I saw my bird crying of pain without any tears...