Subliminal session. This one was actually the best party in Ibiza that night. Billboards with huge Morillo’s face announced it all over the island. No wonder it became the obvious choice…
After more than three hours of constant raving, huge amount of alcohol drank, we got back to our beach hotel. Even though we were completely exhausted, we still found enough strength for animal sex all over the room. Maybe that was influence of that aspirin we took before.. don’t know.

My girlfriend developed interesting phobia. It is sort of “get as much tan as you can” phobia. Even though she knew what Balearic sun is like, and what the results may be, she thought she was not tanned enough all the time. I tried to tell her.... but..

So there we were. Arrived to Ibiza to attaend F*** me I’m famous opening. Rather quiet airport on that lazy Balearic Wednesday afternoon. There was no problem with a car company this time, so very quicklu I found myself driving for a meal to Cala Tarida. Pizza was of rather average quality, but not pizza was what I went there for.

All Ibiza beaches are remarkably beautiful, and last very long in your memories.
Who has ever been to ibiza knows that, who has not, needs to see them with their own eyes.

With more than 18km (12 miles) of coastline about 56 beach locations can be found. It is fair to say, that it is very hard to "pin-point" the most beautiful one... large or small, crowded or dead quiet - They are all beautiful. Most people think Ibiza is a party island. Yes it is, but if you bother to travel you would be able to discover quite a few impressive almost deserted coves.

I remember the day I returned home after my first holidays in Ibiza few years ago. I was still excited, and could not believe the best holiday (so far at the time) already ended. Even though I consider myself a "good boy" I was totally blown away. None of my flat-mates who were stuck in rainy North-West could understand what it was all about. They listened to our stories and got fed-up very quickly. So did my work colleagues they even called me an animal, or maniac. Even my Spanish teacher started thinking – that Ibiza is the only reason for me to learn (what else could it be ?